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Rihanna Goes Sheer Bra Top For Dinner Out; I Could Totally See the Two of Us At The Sizzler

hollywould — Sat, 19 May 2012 00:16:35 +0000

Perhaps I’m a bit jealous because most of my recent dinner dates have still been wearing their prison jumpsuits when I take them out to whichever discount food chain is offering the best Early Bird dinner special on that particular late afternoon. But I sure would like a dinner companion with the body of Rihanna , and the good sense to show it off. Hitting her favorite Italian restaurant in L.A. last night, the Bajan diva saw fit to slip into something a little more comfortable, and a little less covering, in a boobtastic flattering sheer bra top and a similarly ‘hey, look, it’s mostly see-through’ skirt that left little to the imagination. Though, oddly, all I’ve been doing is imagining things since first seeing, so maybe I got that whole expression wrong. Oh, Rihanna, you’re anti-body-shyness campaign is working ever so well. Enjoy . I’D LOVE TO BE IN CHARGE OF HANDLING RIHANNA’S BIKINI WEDGIES 6 Photos

Selena Gomez Unexpectedly Hot in Forbes Magazine Mini-Shoot

hollywould — Sat, 19 May 2012 00:04:50 +0000

It’s been a while since we’ve seen our be-lusted little Latina diva, Selena Gomez , either with or without her teen lesbian boyfriend, and who would’ve expected her to make a sextastic return courtesy of Forbes magazine , but that is what she done did. And we can’t help but admire, especially this leading shot to her mini-pictorial. View it and weep with thoughts of hugs and kisses and slaps and tickles. Enjoy . YUM YUM SELENA GOMEZ 8 Photos

Audrina Patridge Still Wearing a Bikini and Other Fine Things to Ogle

hollywould — Fri, 18 May 2012 23:20:38 +0000

Audrina Patridge flaunts her boobtastics south of the border. ( Celebuzz ) Jenny McCarthy plots a return to the pages of Playboy in a couple of months. ( FoxNews ) Leann Rimes knows how to handle the big ones. ( HuffPo ) Pamela Anderson gives a boozy lapdance in front of a window. Well played. ( TMZ ) Jessica Alba made the asstastic up bikini pose famous. Now others are copying her. ( COED) Ali Larter struts around town in a short black skirt. ( Celebslam ) Natalie Portman and other

Hayden Panettiere And Her Short Skirt Is Going to Cause a Fapping Chain Reaction

hollywould — Fri, 18 May 2012 22:59:36 +0000

I kind of get the whole Hayden Panettiere craze, but not quite like some of you. The crayon drawn letters we get from some of you with your hearts on your sleeves (at least, it looks like hearts) going on and on about petite blonde minxy Hayden Panettiere, well, it’s pretty clear why your mom has to scream at home about why the Intensive Care hand lotion bottle is empty again. And, now, Hayden has hit the streets of the Big Apple in some kind of futuristic leathery stormtrooper in a miniskirt look that I’m quite certain is going to cause the collective thud of basement bedroom doors closing, and yet another reason for mom to get peeved. That little hot body, those legs, yep, we won’t be calling you to hit the mall arcade for at least four to eleven hours. Enjoy .

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Freida Pinto Upskirt Scores Another Win for Cannes-Tastic Hotness

hollywould — Fri, 18 May 2012 22:28:09 +0000

The whole Cannes Film Festival has been starting to bug me the past few years. I kind of finally got used to its self-importance and annual Sean Penn appreciation days, and even Roman Polanski coming out of rape-retirement to receive honorariums, but now it’s started accepting big bribes from the studios to open films like Madagascar 3 and there’s nothing worse than an art-snob Frenchy thing that you come to learn is just a sell-out all along. Then again, there are the hotties… Frieda Pinto is our latest and greatest Cannes sextastic award winner, thanks to the Indian actress, well, looking all kinds of hot, but that is her norm, but also flashing a panties peek up her skirt and she motored between fancy parties in the Southern France resort town. Frieda Pinto sexy upskirts? Yeah, they make listening to speeches about the ‘importance of the craft’ from Sean Penn almost bearable. Enjoy.

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Rachel Bilson, Nina Dobrev, and AnnaSophia Robb Form a Trifecta of Hotness at CW Upfronts After Party

hollywould — Fri, 18 May 2012 21:11:47 +0000

Now, I must admit to not having watched a single CW show, not at least since the day my family jewels descended into their velvet sack; none of them ever appealed to me. However, that does not deny the fact that the CW has put forth a bevy of beautiful young thespianics in their various craptastic melodramas, including the likes of Rachel Bilson , Nina Dobrev , and AnnaSophia Robb who paraded around the CW Upfront After Party last night and reminded me that menage-a-trois fantasies are just thinking small. While all hotties who attend these Upfront meetings are restricted to family-friendly dress code, there was no denying the internal sextastic heat these three ladies can’t help but deliver whenever their shiny faces, and equally shiny bodies, make a public appearance. Could we someday learn that CW stands for Constant Wanking? Yes, yes we could. Enjoy . ‘THE VERY FIRST CW INTRODUCTIONS IN 2006 89 Photos

Eva Longoria Brings Classic Hotness To Cannes With Low Cut White Gown

hollywould — Fri, 18 May 2012 20:16:22 +0000

Okay, we dont’ like to dote too much on the fashion fineries of the fairer sex, but among all the world-class hotness now slowly promenading down the various Cannes red carpets this week, our hottie most eligible bachelorette Eva Longoria really stood out for just plain old looking wicked good. A little boob, a lot of hotness, a classic elegance that you can only imagine goes by the wayside back in the hotel room after a couple champagne spritzers (I don’t even know what those are to be honest, but me and Eva are drinking them like crazy in our five-star Cannes hotel room), and Eva Longoria just looks super amazing these days. And nights. After the spritzers. Enjoy. P.S. If you’re somehow not completely sold on Eva, or you were wondering how nice her legs look, here she is earlier in the day in Cannes flashing those gams in a pair of leather shorts. Oh, my, Eva and leather anything just has to rub you the right way. OOH LA LONGORIA LEATHER AAH 9 Photos

Kim Kardashian Gets Out-Cleaved By Shanika Warren-Markland at London Shindig

hollywould — Fri, 18 May 2012 19:21:08 +0000

Outrageous. Nobody uses her big round mounds of monetizable flesh better than Kim Kardashian , or do they? In London last night at the FiFi Fragrance Awards, which sounds precisely like the kind of event where you can kick off your heels and throw back a couple brewskis while talking sports, Kim Kardashian showed up in a very boobtastic revealing black dress that she’d be showing off throughout the early evening with Kanye West while making a paparazzi stir in the Old Country (there you go, Brtis, stop mocking the U.S. culture because you guys were going apeshit over the appearance of Kim and Kanye in your capital the past couple of days). Anyhow, you know Kim expected to be the biggest pair at the party. Then, along comes British indie actress Shanika Warren-Markland , wearing what can only be described as an evening dress if straight dudes designed dresses for women, and almost flopped out of her dress on the way to making Kim play second fiddle with her second bases. It was a daring double stab at the champ and we applaud. The queen is dead. Long live the queen. Enjoy .

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‘Ask Bill’ : All Your Manly Questions Answered in Masculine Fashion By Man-Folk

hollywould — Fri, 18 May 2012 02:49:17 +0000

The other day I was thinking to myself, now, who is the manliest man in all of manhood and I really had trouble figuring out the answer. I ran through lists of great warriors, athletes, and part-time comic shop sales clerks and I really couldn’t come up with one name that defined pure, raw, masculinity. Until I caught a glimpse of myself in my shiny Taco Bell chalupa wrapper. Right there under my own nose was that man hiding. And, now, I want to share my instinctive (or is that instinctual) knowledge of the male species with Egotastic readers in the form of a weekly Q&A published on the site. That is, you ask me the tough questions facing you as a dude in a world that really does not like dudes any more, and I give you a completely free, hence, priceless bit of sagely wisdom in response. You’ll feel cleansed, as if a soul-healing douche has been comfortably squirted through your entire body, rinsing you out fresh once more. Click the Contact Us button on the site, subject matter ‘Ask Bill’ and ask away. Be troubled your heart no longer. The answers await. Ladyfolk, feel free to ask as well if it be knowledge about the male species you are seeking. No subject is off limits. Your first name and initial will be printed unless you ask to be anonymous in your email. P.S. Yes, you can write in and call my mother a whore. But I’ll tell you exactly what I told Child Protective Services when they used to come to the door and accuse my mon of the same things, ‘Rent money was due, whatcha gonna do?

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This Must Be Booty Heaven: Jennifer Nicole Lee Bikini Pictures Seal the Backside Deal

hollywould — Fri, 18 May 2012 01:09:50 +0000

Oh, okay, for just one moment we’re going to objectify the amazingly hard bodied BBW turned MILF fitness guru Jennifer Nicole Lee and stare, that’s right, stare, right at her seemingly flawless bikini asstastic. This is a mom of a couple kids in her later 30′s and if that junk side ain’t selling her fitness tips for the ladies, I’m not sure what will. Jennifer Nicole Lee is back in Hollywood, doing what she does, which is basically working out and hanging out in tiny bikini in places where the paparazzi can digitally capture all the benefits of her hard work out, as happened at her Hollywood hotel where they scrambled about in her two piece providing a multitude of hot viewing angles. This is one of the best bodies in all of Hottieville. We bow down (for upskirt peeks). Enjoy. THE SHOWERS, OH HOW THE SHOWERS MAKE OUR HEART RACE 13 Photos