Kourtney Kardashian Is Having a Girl; Fetus Already Signed to Strips in Vegas Nightclub
It was big news across the IQ scale today where people care about the intimate details of Kourtney Kardashian and her life of insipid snippets of shopping and love life obstacles. It’s a girl baby for the littlest Kardashian she-bot. Which means decades more of femme-pimping by Kris Jenner. Expect soiled diapers to be on sale on Craigslist in about six months. For those interested in baby and mama, check out the full Kourtney Kardashian reveals she’s having...
Amanda Seyfried Drops Some Nordic Hotness at ‘Gone’ Premiere
Thriller. Thriller time. Yep, it’s Amanda Seyfried doing something daring and adventurous in a highly likely craptastic movie once more (the studio is not allowed critical screenings, not a great sign). But, more importantly, it’s Amanda Seyfried decked out hotness on the red carpet premiere of Gone , where the blonde fair-skinned little goddess drops a big hot boatload of body heat. There’s something about Amanda Seyfried that just compels you to...
Lust, Set Match: Bar Refaeli Plays Tennis In Her Underwear
Okay, listen up, Bar Refaeli is now officially selling underwear. No, not her own previously worn panties and bras, because, believe me, I’d be emptying all $73 in my combined bank accounts to purchase those dirty linens. Rather, her own line of underwear for the active woman, Under.Me, which I’m not sure I’d stand in line for, as ‘active undies’ while they certainly sound promising, really means they cover up all the good bits. Still,...
Lea Michele Bikini Pictures Continue to Cabo Wabo
Glee star and all-around pouty actress Lea Michele continues her multi-bikini vacation down in Mexico, flaunting what we presume to be her most male-agreeable assets, including the general region known as tops, bottoms, with a signature buttockal region ogle-worthy view. We do so love when sexy celebrities pack up multiple bikinis for their extended stays in the sun. They need their vacations, and we need our leers, it all works out quite nicely provided you have the...
Renee Olstead and Olivia Munn Highlight Our List of Hotties at ‘Vanities’ Event
We have surely missed our good friend and former ginger crush, Renee Olstead . So mighty fine to see her decked out once more and alongside fanboy faptastic favorite Olivia Munn at last night’s Vanity Fair ‘Vanities’ event, which was to celebrate something important for something, but mostly just an excuse to bring out a ton of Hollywood hotties and put them through their red carpet paces. Whenever we see two ridiculously sexy celebrities together, we...
Kelly Brook Shows Crazy Cleavage and Other Fine Things to Ogle
Jennifer Aniston talks about the nude scene you’ll never see. ( HuffPo ) Coco busty new photoshoot. ( theFABlife ) Kate Bosworth and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley hit the runway. ( GossipCenter ) Stacy Keibler and Malin Akerman at the Vanity Fair party. ( Celebuzz ) Does Drew Barrymore have a bun in the oven? ( TMZ ) Eliza Dushku bikini goodness. ( Celebslam ) Kelly Brook mega cleavage. (TheSuperficial) Read this article: Kelly Brook Shows Crazy Cleavage and Other...
Victoria Justice Steals the Show (and Our Loins) Decked Out at 2012 Brit Awards
I must admit to you, I have little idea what the Brit Awards are, or why Victoria Justice was invited to walk the red carpet. And I could care less. It’s been so long since we’ve seen our brunette teen hottie anywhere, we were jonesing something awful, the office here was beginning to look like the detox room in Trainspotting . No Justice, no peace. So when we get a chance to see Victoria Justice looking all kinds of grown up hot, we thought it a good time...
Catherine Tyldesley and Sacha Parkinson Battle It Out for Hottest Soap Star at the Ball
You know when we get to sipping our room temperature IPAs and tilting our 42-foot satellite dish toward the Old Country to catch our soaps, well then it’s time to get serious. The Britty soaps bring out the mega hotties among their own kind to portray the various female characters in their craptastic programs, not the least of which are Catherine Tyldesley and Sacha Parkinson , from Coronation Street , both wicked hot, the latter of whom forming one half of our...
Kate Moss Cleans Up Very Nicely for Fashion Week
Let it not be said that Kate Moss does not have great fundamental hotness talent. Yes, it’s been tried and tested through both natural and unnatural substances since a young age, but you simply don’t get mega-million dollar modeling contracts as a young woman because you’re an ugly duckling and the magazines and fashion houses have taken you on as a charity case. Every now and then, Kate Moss puts it all back together and delivers on her genetic...
Sara Yasmina Chafak Bikini Pictures Take Miami Beach by Camel Toe Storm
I wonder how you say, ‘Excise me, ma’am. May I offer to clean that sand out of your crack?’ in Finnish? You know we’ve mentioned this before, but we dig our big following among the good and decent fiddle playing folk of Finland, who today can feel extra pride as their current Miss Finland, Sara Yasmina Chafak , stripped down to a bikini to represent her country’s hot goodness on Miami Beach over the weekend. It was quite a show. You throw...