Why Is Miley Cyrus Nekkid in a Bathtub?

They say some questions are better left unasked, but I don’t who they are, because we here at Egotastic! never stop asking questions, despite the fact we rarely ever come up with answers. For instance, why is little pop diva Miley Cyrus barely covered nekkid in the bathtub? Not that we’re complaining, just asking, but in this very brief