Miley Cyrus Joins the Shorts and Boots Hotness Parade; Throws in See-Through Top for Good Measure

We just lust our little Pilates-yoked minx who we almost can’t make fun of for her music anymore, just because she’s taken her young body to a whole new level of goodness that makes us want to completely ignore her gravel-droned singing voice and focus just on the naughty things we’d do to her during a weekend at a private Tennessee mountain cabin retreat. Miley Cyrus joined the short shorts and boots sextastic styling for young ladies hotness parade today, threw in some blonde hair, and made for a ‘check me out now’ type exhibition during a shopping trip in N.Y.C.