Jessica Alba Wins Giffoni Award in Italy, We Think It’s For Looking Super Hot or Something

Honestly, this award Jessica Alba got all decked out and ogle-worthy to receive in Italy over the weekend, I’m pretty sure it’s a bogus ruse just to get Jessica to show up smoking hot at your party, and I guess it worked because the uber-MILFtastic modeling mama showed up to receive her Giffoni Film Award and, presumably, everybody had a good laugh afterward,