Micaela Schaefer Topless Calendar Pics for the German Win

We do so admire German model and red carpet stealing hottie Micaela Schaefer . Her complete lack of shyness at public events has inspired us to become better men, or, at least, men with better binoculars. Now, the sextastic model and B-movie actress has taken her boobtastic and booty show to the Brandenburg Gate in Berlin, which I guess makes sense to somebody higher thinking than I, to surround herself in balloons and shoot just mighty swell topless shots of her hotself for her erotic calendar. It’s such a bizarre mix of elements, but if you focus yourself on Micaela’s ridiculously hot body, it’ll all suddenly make sense. MICAELA SCHAEFER NEVER DISAPPOINTS IN PUBLIC 7 Photos